So he says that since we’ve had a crazy busy weekend, he’s not going to use me tonight. He had promised an evening of extreme debauchery and fornication, and he tells me now to relax, that it’s not going to happen, because he’s simply not in the mood. Meanwhile it’s been my period for the last week (sorry, TMI), so I’m a little *ahem* hairy down there, since it’s not worth worrying about the shaving. So I think I’m going to shave my cunt extremely bald, go in for a big spooning in bed, and extra casually just guide his cock between my cunt lips. Sensible, yes?